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Shes Demotivational Poster


DISHES - THEY DON'T DO THEMSELVES -


TAGS: dishes
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by Funper

RAWR - December 15, 2009, 12:55 am
it also looks like your going solo tonight, too... again...
know_it_all - December 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
no **** OP, that's what women r 4
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 29, 2009, 2:47 am
Great idea, okay execution. It definitely needs a lot of dishes. I've never seen this anywhere, btw. I give it 4 lions; it's just shy of awesomely perfect.
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:42 am
BTW, how many attempted tunnels did you have to reject after this was posted?
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:41 am
Ha! Yeah now that I visualize the kind of guy that would actually say this to his wife.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:39 am
The bad spelling makes it gold!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:34 am
Well, to whoever actually had the idea and took the picture, this is classic. Spelling notwithstanding. Maybe put some more dishes in the sink, but still...
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
If I recognize it, I reject it. Never saw this one. Funper won't enjoy the same fame twice.
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:32 am
sad...
ronsart - November 29, 2009, 2:31 am
so say to hear Mr. Random, was hoping orginal...oh well...thx again for heads up...still a pure genius piece of work,
MrRandom - November 29, 2009, 2:29 am
I'd say I love this, but its not the first time I've seen it. But I don't really know the rules from bringing stuff here from other sites so meh.
agdaniele - November 29, 2009, 2:27 am
LMAO!
Produceman117 - November 29, 2009, 2:26 am
OK, EVERYBODY STOP: While this poster is SO close to being iconic, please don't act on your thoughts of leaving similar motifakes around the house for your women. B/C you can't stay at my house when you get kicked out. You'll have to fend for your selfs.
Derek - November 29, 2009, 2:15 am
Stumbled at the 5L finishing line
spacedog - November 28, 2009, 8:50 pm
This COULD have been truly epic. Excellent idea.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 6:29 pm
The spelling does make the whole thing laughable.
Sean - November 28, 2009, 6:21 pm
This poster kinda gives me an idea for the bedroom, no? Only the title won't be "DISHES" ... but it will be close to that. The text will be similar too. Though the spelling may in fact be worse.
giulio - November 28, 2009, 6:07 pm
5L!


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mariand

steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Koradan

demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Winner!!!


Love, Dishes -


TAGS: love dishes roommates feeling dirty
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 1:33 pm
Okay, just saw this. Do I bite? Only if provoked, feeling threatened, backed into a corner or feeling frisky. Oh sorry, the first 3 are what make me feel frisky. 5L for the giggle Ism.
GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:02 am
Ism, I’ll have you know ever since she moved in, I’ve been eating over the sink. BUT! If you hold her down on the kitchen table, I’ll ‘do her dishes’. Do monkeys bite?….I sure hope so.


WISHES -


TAGS: wishes frog desire
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by gas

robbidos - June 5, 2012, 2:23 am
i love the catch
gas - June 2, 2012, 4:40 pm
I thought you may like this one Gary xD. Thanks
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:03 pm
N-I-C-E
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:31 pm
thanks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:11 am
Great twist!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:20 am

LOL, not at all what I was expecting.


LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


NOT GUINESS THOUGH -


TAGS: wishes calendar beer heaven
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - June 3, 2012, 12:57 am
Nice one Greeny. 5 cold ones.
CloudchaserS - June 3, 2012, 12:53 am
Give it a few days and the lake of beer will smell and taste like the now dead fish that were in it when it was water
crankyhead - June 2, 2012, 5:14 pm
5uddenly, I'm very thir5ty.
GaryO - June 2, 2012, 4:00 pm
My recurring dream………
gas - June 2, 2012, 3:36 pm
haha.. some are never happy
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:46 pm
My first 5L laugh of the day. Thanks Greeny!


THE MORE YOU COMPLAIN -




ALL IN THE SAME DISH -




FEASIBLY JOURNEY -


TAGS: single life calendar feasible wishes
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Greeny

tatespa - May 2, 2012, 12:39 pm
Well done Greeny!!! WELL done!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 12:59 am
I like these subtle tribute posters you've been making. Very nice 5L
Greeny - May 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
Thanks - it's for Feas; and my favorite old avatar of his
mariand - May 1, 2012, 4:34 pm
amsome
M0rd3kaI - May 1, 2012, 3:29 pm
Love this, reference towards Feas as well as the May Calendar I presume? either way, 5L


YOU CAN NEVER - have too much of a good thing




HISTORY IS HISTORY -


TAGS: and that ex girlfriend you wish you could have back shes f***ing everybody and i mean everybody
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:55 am
At least a psychological evaluation. Geez.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
But gender reassignment surgery seems more likely.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Anger management class hopefully.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:48 am
I miss my newest plaything. :( Where oh where could he be?
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:47 am
True...but lets let that topic slide, if ya know what I mean Vern.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 9:42 am
Oh, it's not hard to manually change either. :P
BoneCD - May 19, 2010, 9:41 am
Maybe he moved from the basement to the upstairs bedroom, I mean now that it's foiled and all. You know, like baby steps to acquainting himself with the real world. He then celebrated with a new ISP giving him a new IP addy.
thatonechick - May 19, 2010, 8:56 am
That's what I think... But I can't find any IP matches, or even similarities. LoL :(
TheTrashHeap - May 19, 2010, 8:54 am
This guy really must be an ex member using a new name. STFU fineline you a**clown.
rerun - May 19, 2010, 6:36 am

fineline, please review your cache of work before making a blanket statement on ONE poster from a respected member.
fineline - May 19, 2010, 5:11 am
Wow, you are not funny at all. You should really stop doing this.
agdaniele - May 1, 2010, 1:08 pm
5 lions you've conceived.


MULTI-TASKING - Bath the baby wash the dishes in & out of the kitchen in 10 minutes




IF WISHES WERE BUTTERFLIES - Mine would be crushed on the front grill of someone's car.


TAGS: wishes b***erflies autos
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Thank you Greeny
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 12:49 pm
Tee hee tee hee!
Greeny - June 2, 2012, 11:55 am
Nice one!
MissPriss - June 2, 2012, 11:42 am
Thanks spacedog.
spacedog - June 2, 2012, 11:41 am
Great poster Miss Priss.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:04 am
Mine would be feasted upon by a blue jay after I nursed it back to health. Blue B**tards!


VISIONARY -


TAGS: combat dishes women fighting force thnx ag
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 4:54 am
nice
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 1:00 am

and speaking of mila jovavich i found a great p*** site with tons of her early stuff. well...i'm off to bed now...after a quick stop at my fav p*** site...olo
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:48 am
ba dum dum ching
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:47 am
Because she's dead?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:37 am
I don't know if the pilot does dishes but I know Brittany Murphy doesn't
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:35 am
The pilot.
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
the pilot or Brittany Murphy?
Claire - September 20, 2010, 12:33 am
Looks more like someone spliced Brittany Murphy and Mila Jovavich, or however her name is spelled.
Reality Lord - September 20, 2010, 12:31 am

does she do dishes?
AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:22 am
that looks like Brittany Murphy


SURPRISE! -




EXAGGERATIONS -


TAGS: sleep with the fishes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by caveman

Oiler - February 4, 2013, 10:48 am
If you mean Kanye...then I agree...he would be better ***ed to the roof outside.
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
Never get Keany West here!


HOW TO GET A WOMAN -


TAGS: man woman dishes whipped smart
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by tellitlikeitis

tellitlikeitis - September 6, 2010, 9:29 am
LOL... and thanks to all.
rerun - September 6, 2010, 8:13 am

I had no idea RL was a woman....he always leaves the toilet seat up..
GreyScorpion - September 6, 2010, 8:12 am
you reffering to them, or you?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2010, 8:06 am

as one of the few submitting women here, i think you're starting to find your niche.
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 10:05 pm
actually, spell check was on the spot!
Reality Lord - September 5, 2010, 9:58 pm

omg...nice! 5 despite the lack of spell check.
GreyScorpion - September 5, 2010, 9:15 pm
very nice 5L


David Lee Roth -


TAGS: van halen 1980s metal ashes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by WBG84

Reality Lord - July 6, 2015, 8:16 am

nailed it


DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!


TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55


CAREER BUILDER - lied to me about this job


TAGS: mom dishes
Rating: 3.45/5

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mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:16 pm
hahaha... may seem crazy, but this is funny


TIME IN A BOTTLE -




MAKE A WINDOWS THAT DOESN'T CRASH? - now that's a good one!


TAGS: haha windows crashes
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by DLM4

motinet - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am

Worst software ever created. Microsoft would never stay in business if they had to compete on merit instead of monopolistic practices.
agdaniele - July 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Touché
Derek - July 28, 2010, 11:05 pm
What incentive would there be to buy new versions?


Dishwashers -


TAGS: dishwashers dishes kitchen work kp
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

CloudchaserS - May 24, 2013, 12:53 am
What "all the work"? How hard can it be to get the wife drunk? But seriously, 5L and a fav because that's exactly why I don't care to have a dishwashing machine, I typically get a sinkfull done in about 15 minutes.


EITHER WAY ENJOY THE VIEW -


TAGS: destiny calendar lost wishes
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Greeny

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm
(carebear BANNED)


HEY BRO - I said get us bitches, not fishes ...


TAGS: get us b****es not fishes
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Budog

tellitlikeitis - February 21, 2012, 9:29 pm
I did laugh.


DISCRETION -




WISHES - Do come true to those who believe.




GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND -


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


LISTEN -




WISHES - someone is going to help you make this one come true.


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Bovee

rerun - January 12, 2010, 2:47 pm

she is that dirty, just not with you....sorry, I had to go there


OPPORTUNITIES -


TAGS: wishes
Rating: 3.33/5

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Angel On His Shoulder -


TAGS: angels heaven hell wishes marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - May 23, 2014, 3:28 am
Sometimes wishes do come true... :(
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:45 am
Loved the twist ending.


Bah Humbug -


TAGS: 2014 mediocre wishes never aim higher than your expectations and you won t be disappointed
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 1, 2014, 4:25 pm
Glad to "hear" it!
chickenlittle - January 1, 2014, 2:58 pm
Love it, still laughing! :D


Make A Wish -


TAGS: men bar genie wishes wrong
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:07 am
Nah...just a lot of bullheaded MS paint with several curse words thrown in for good measure ;)
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:05 am
or learn to love what life (or a drop dead gorgeous genie) throws ya...teehee.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:04 am
Thanks Grey.
MissPriss - September 14, 2014, 12:03 am
No thank you, glad you enjoyed!
ughomer - September 10, 2014, 9:39 am
A Classic, Pwissy! Lot of detail ph**oshopping here! 5L.
EmilioDumphque - September 10, 2014, 12:52 am
...and the moral is: enunciate!
Greybeard - September 9, 2014, 11:21 pm
5LMAO. Hahahaha
Bandit5906 - September 9, 2014, 11:10 pm
Thank you MP! Great humor!
GaryO - September 9, 2014, 3:01 pm
HAH!
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:34 pm
Thanks lg...just couldn't resist. It had to be a Mr. Gary ...teehee.
MissPriss - September 9, 2014, 1:32 pm
Thanks Sho! I tried to get your good side. And tried. And tried...
Sho - September 9, 2014, 1:22 pm
almost chocked on my lemonade lol. Great one, Miss P. 5/f!
lgvernon - September 9, 2014, 12:53 pm

Wunnerful take on an oldie but goodie~~and I ain't referrin' to the three in the art. 5L


PRIORITIES -




Every Nuance -




YES DEAR -


TAGS: plans wishes marriage
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - September 6, 2012, 8:58 am
5&f


HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers


TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by rerun

showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm
Nuts...for Xmas again??


RESOLUTION -


TAGS: new year gone ashes assignment
Rating: 4.73/5

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autumnspirit - January 1, 2011, 11:30 pm
Ditto!... but I am far from thousands, even hundreds! Hell, I haven't even made 10! lol


THAT ONE CHICK -


TAGS: shes not moderate shes amesome
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

agdaniele - June 14, 2010, 7:33 pm
Username Jurtje has provided us with a working example of how to get banned right out of the gates... you don't carpet bomb all tribute posters made by or honoring moderators. For not being an equal opportunity bomber, you are banned for good.
spacedog - June 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
Nicely done GS.
GreyScorpion - June 12, 2010, 12:00 pm
yeah, well, it was her birthday yesterday, and nobody brought any presents to the party. They just came, drank all the booze, ate the cake and left, so I thought, maybe something nice and mushy, to ease the hurt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:26 am
How much lip balm did it take to make this one?!?!?


SHOULD MEN -


TAGS: dishes men
Rating: 4.52/5

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Reality Lord - January 26, 2011, 7:42 am

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


IF A SINGLE TEAR - is shed when I die, It'll just be my ashes in somebody's eye.




TOMORROW... - I say goodbye to all you were. I will be left with ashes and memories. One will be cast to the winds. I'll keep your ashes though.




Aside from Health -




BUWAHAHAHA!!! - REVENGE THE MODS HAVE IT!!


TAGS: i laugh as the banhammer smashes down
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:30 pm
I have replaced my soul with motifake. And I am the better for it. I thought this was especially funny as I found it when I went to see if my submission had been accepted...and it was the one right before this...lulz
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 10:27 am
I suppose it can be argued that Motifake is as important as the state our souls. Or more probably, it is more important. I guess I see his point.
R.S.Jake - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
Dang TOC, I thought that was EXACTLY what Aggy told me I was doing! So much for my "Saint Peter" complex!
lesterinside - April 8, 2010, 10:20 am
LOL. 5L Phy!!!
thatonechick - April 8, 2010, 9:47 am
Why do some people take rejection so personally? We're rejecting a poster they put five seconds of their life into, we're not rejecting their mortal souls from heaven. Sheesh.


EFFICIENCY -


TAGS: common kingfisher don t impress fishes that much i think
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - May 5, 2010, 2:05 pm
ROFL
agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 1:57 pm
Blitzkrieg!


THATONECHICK -


TAGS: shes golden
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 6:39 pm
Nothing wrong with a Golden Shower every now and then...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 2:00 pm
Ewwwwww... You're mean! :(
Fatt Matt - December 31, 2009, 1:52 pm
As long as she's not a golden shower...
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:15 pm
WOOT! I lurve Bond.
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 1:13 pm
promo sh**
thatonechick - December 31, 2009, 1:12 pm
Is that from Goldfinger?


KINDNESS -


TAGS: clourtesy flushes save lives
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Sean

BoneCD - September 3, 2009, 5:31 am
I don't own any cats thank god...three dogs hogging the toilet is enough!
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:15 am
Thanks AR. Tootles.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 2:10 am
5.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 2:08 am
Hey thanks RON. Your hallucinations one with Tinker Bell (whom I only eventually noticed, took me hours, I swear!) is very clever. Almost too clever, as I nearly never noticed Tinker Bell.
RON - September 3, 2009, 2:04 am
Perfect Sean!


DEVASTATING PLANE CRASHES - Because not all pilots can land in the Hudson




MODERN ROYAL FAMILY - Two Presidents... thus far. Long live the Bushes!


TAGS: politics bush bushes republicans president
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:19 pm
Uhhh..yeah....bankruptcy...funny you should mention that.
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 1:56 am
Guest is right... no more Bushes.
Agent K - July 1, 2009, 8:22 am
unless its Jeb he was a hell of a governor here in florida id vote for him regardless of his genes
Guest091 - July 1, 2009, 7:22 am
It should end there. Put another Bush in office, and the country would file for bankruptcy.


VEGETARIANS -


TAGS: vegetarians side dishes
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
HaHa!!! Great Movie! "Why don't you say it in the microphone? I got a backup mike right here. And they don't like no feedback. What's up?"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:25 pm
Ok... I'm off to the cuba cafe... back in a little. Someone try and stick around!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:20 pm
Get her to sew THAT!
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
You know why they believed you? Its Christopher Walken. Go after him, and your children wake up the next morning missing an arm.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:18 pm
Is that the blue hood that I left the "stain" on?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
the Aggy Swastica....I have mixed feelings.....er.....I haven't washed my hood in a while....er....ummmm....er.......Heil Aggy?.....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:16 pm
LOL I told the cops that I got them from Christopher Walken, and they believed me. Go figure...
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
You too, produce?
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:14 pm
*Random
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:13 pm
Randon, that was ONE time. And, if I remember correctly, you were the one that sold me the ecstasy pills!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
It doesn't. Not from this angle, anyhow.
CANADA - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
This guy had a hard-on for me earlier too. did you ban him aggy?
MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Probably looks closer to your boyfriend.
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I'm pleasantly surprised at the fact that Moo+ and Aggy refrained from saying this looked like my mom or girlfriend.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:54 pm
That's all I needed! Thanks!
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:53 pm
There is that better? Happy to oblige
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
Last warning, sir.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:48 pm
I pick the last person who pissed me off to ridicule, i can change it anytime givent he right provacation
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:37 pm
She's a dish I prefer on her side!
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:36 pm
heh heh heh...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
One more word about my mom and I'm gonna kill the both of you.
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Xopster... you need to choose a less provocational avatar.
Jaboogie - December 6, 2009, 9:31 pm
This guy loooks like he is from the the Vega star system


mmmph mmmm mmph! -




ENUNCIATION -


TAGS: wishes come true speak clearly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 11:08 pm

Close. Very close.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:57 pm
Don't know the joke but you come up with a little less than 12" if you don't measure from your b***? Or did I come up with a new interpretation? Very funny! ^!
lgvernon - February 26, 2016, 5:59 pm

Glad you got it.
Rick69 - February 26, 2016, 4:55 pm
Had I not heard the original joke, I don't I would have got this one...


Mistaken Impression -




Faith -




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